Do You Know Any Good Home Remedies To Clear Up A Burning And Itching Rash In The Lap Area?
I have a friend who got one somehow on a spring break trip and for more than one reason he doesn’t want to go to his family doctor and turn this in on his insurance…… Anyway, I know he will appreciate any suggestions you have! Thanks….on HIS behalf!
He needs to soak in a vat of bleach
Cowbell…I don’t appreciate you discussing my personal affairs in this forum and I want you to know that I’m really hurt by your actions!
Seriously though every state has an anonymous testing place for just such occasions, he’ll have to pay cash but he doesn’t even have to give his name…They should be in the phone book.
Have “your friend” pour ice cold beer down his pants, followed by 3 buckets of ice, and while “he” is waiting for the pain to subside, pour 1 bottle of tequila down “his” throat.
** And in the meantime, stop going to the Cabaret Lounge and Hootie Bar, and stop picking up loose woman already.
* slaps you across the face …. lovingly *
* cries *
I’d go to a walk in clinic and pay the fee. If it’s some sort of transmittable thing he’s gotta go to a doctor.
Did he have a little too much fun with the wrong person? I’ve heard spring break can cause these typse of things.
Turn off the laptop and put it away. Jeez if you have been on here for 2 weeks straight of course it is going to “burn” your lap area.
OH well … to make sure its not STD he should be tested.. nothing over the counter will help that..For just everyday rashes we use Gold Bond lotion and powder..But if this person was out messin around they better be tested..Gee tell this person to pay out of his pocket for a simple blood test.. doesnt cost that much..
tell your FRIEND that the free clinic downtown doesnt need insurance, and tell your FRIEND that he should be more careful with his lap area
First he needs to stop having sex with skanky girls. Then he really should go to the doctor. It could be an STD that will cause problems later.
Scrub the area thoroughly with sandpaper and then rub a generous amount of Ben Gay on the area. That ought to do the trick!
Jeez! I’m just kidding people!
Isn’t there an elderly woman’s Social Security check that can remedy this problem?
right ( said like Dr.evil by the way) You know I gave you that rash and serves you right to after the whole crab incident in “06″
lap area huh? well tell your “friend” he should not have touched girls down there in the first place.
used motor oil
Some AJAX and a Scotchbrite pad should do the trick.
try alvoe
rub some Tussin on it
go to a free clinic 250 miles from his house. they will never know.